Surname listicles like to translate Chinese family names as dictionary words: Wang
means king, Li means plum, Huang means yellow. The words are real, but as origin
stories they are mostly wrong, because a large share of the great surnames are not
words at all. They are addresses. When the Zhou kings parceled the land into
feudal states three thousand years ago, the states' names became their people's
names, and the names outlived the states by millennia.
This is not a modern theory; the Chinese were cataloguing it two thousand years
ago. A Han dynasty compendium, the Fengsu Tong, already sorted surnames
into nine origin types: names of states (Wu, Zhou, Chen, and Song are all former
countries), official posts (Sima, "minister of horses"), noble titles (Wang, the
king), trades (Tao the potter, Tu the butcher), birth-order words, bestowed
honors, and so on. A Chinese surname, in other words, is usually a job title, a
rank, or a pin on a Bronze Age map. The dictionary meaning of the character is a
coincidence the family walked past on the way to the name.
Chen is the clean example: a state in today's Henan province, founded when the
Zhou king enfeoffed a descendant of the sage-king Shun there. When the state fell
in 479 BC, its people kept its name, and 70 million mainlanders plus the plurality
of Taiwan and Singapore carry it today. Zhao's fame came later and from the top:
it was the family name of the Song dynasty emperors, which, as we will see, bought
it the best seat in the most famous surname list ever written.
The traditional accounts of the other giants are their own kind of wonderful. Li,
per the standard telling, began not as "plum" but as an official title: a Xia
dynasty minister of justice whose descendants took the office's name, later
shifting to the plum character that sounded the same. Its first securely recorded
bearer is a philosopher named Li Er, better known as Laozi, the founder of Daoism.
The name then had the great fortune of belonging to the emperors of the Tang
dynasty, who handed it out to favored generals the way modern states hand out
medals, which is a large part of how it reached 92 million.
Zhang, meanwhile, is built from the characters for bow and long: the traditional
ancestor is Hui, a grandson of the Yellow Emperor, credited with inventing the bow
and arrow and surnamed for it. Take the legend as a legend; the trade-name origin
is the plausible core. In 1990 the Guinness Book of Records listed Zhang as the
most common surname on Earth. It quietly dropped the claim in later editions, not
because Zhang is rare but because nobody could actually count. Wang and Li have
since pulled ahead in the official figures.