The Jade Emperor, who runs Heaven the way a
very senior civil servant runs a ministry, decides that people need a better way to keep
track of the years. His solution is a contest. Every animal is invited to his palace, there
is a wide, fast river in the way, and the first twelve across will each have a year named
after them, in the order they arrive.
The Rat and the Cat are clever and poor swimmers, so they ask the Ox for a ride. The Ox,
strong and good-natured and not built for suspicion, agrees. Halfway across the Rat pushes
the Cat into the water. As the Ox wades up the far bank, the Rat leaps off its head and
reaches the Emperor first. The Ox, who did the swimming, comes second, which tells you most
of what the story thinks about effort and reward.
The Tiger is third, soaked and annoyed, having fought the current the whole way. The
Rabbit is fourth, having hopped from stone to stone and then grabbed a floating log. The
Dragon, who could have flown over everyone, is only fifth: it stopped to make rain for a
village in a drought, and on the way it saw the Rabbit's log drifting and blew it ashore.
Then comes the Horse, galloping, and coiled around one of its hooves is the Snake, which
drops off at the line and takes sixth while the startled Horse rears back into seventh.
The Goat, the Monkey and the Rooster arrive together on a raft the Rooster found, with the
Monkey and the Goat hauling the weeds out of its way, and they are seated eighth, ninth and
tenth. The Dog, the best swimmer of them all, is eleventh, because it could not resist a
bath. And just as the Emperor is about to close the gate there is a grunt from the bushes:
the Pig, who stopped to eat, fell asleep, and woke up just in time to be last.
The Cat, depending on who is telling it, drowns, or crawls out too late. Either way it
has hated the Rat ever since, which is the story's other job: to explain why cats chase
rats.